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How do you identify a dogwood tree? By it's bark bow wow (Original Post) debm55 Feb 5 OP
Too easy! By its bark. Ocelot II Feb 5 #1
Congratulations, Ocelot II You are correct. debm55 Feb 5 #3
By its bark? SheltieLover Feb 5 #2
Congradulations , SheltieLover. You are correct. debm55 Feb 5 #4
Lol SheltieLover Feb 5 #6
Easy, I look up what my state tree is, lol FullySupportDems Feb 5 #5
Thank you FullySupportDems. debm55 Feb 5 #8
It sniffs all the other trees' butts? N/t Alpeduez21 Feb 5 #7
Sorry wrong answer. Alpeduez21 But thanks for trying, debm55 Feb 5 #9
Haaaa! You got me Traildogbob Feb 5 #10
Thank you Traildogbob. Kids of all ages love jokes. debm55 Feb 5 #11
In the winter Traildogbob Feb 5 #12
Thank you very much, Traildogbob , I was an Elementary Ed teacher for 42 years. I love teacher stories. debm55 Feb 5 #13

Traildogbob

(10,650 posts)
10. Haaaa! You got me
Wed Feb 5, 2025, 01:18 PM
Feb 5

I was ready to give you a detailed Dendrology class of the three species we have in WNC. Cornus florida, the most common.
I could have used this joke to my students back at college.

Traildogbob

(10,650 posts)
12. In the winter
Wed Feb 5, 2025, 01:40 PM
Feb 5

Tree ID class, all they have is buds, leaf scares, twig arrangement, and ………..bark! They had to listen closely. 😉 Plus taste and smell actually are used for some species.
One joke they did not appreciate, except the ones watching that knew better, was have them taste a not ripe persimmon or Indian turnip, (Root of a Jack in the Pulpit flower)
For final exam in Winter ID, (105 species), I would laugh at the ones that scratched the poison ivy twig for scent. That is not an ID technique for Ivy.
(Should have studied better)

debm55

(42,863 posts)
13. Thank you very much, Traildogbob , I was an Elementary Ed teacher for 42 years. I love teacher stories.
Wed Feb 5, 2025, 03:30 PM
Feb 5
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