I hesitate to ask this, but I could really use some advice.

[LuckyCharms]

Please give me some advice.

Thank you in advance.

[GPV]

1. Take your clothes off before laundering.

[Orrex]

17. Otherwise you'll get agitated

[Scrivener7]

2. Never cook bacon in the nude.

[unblock]

5. I have to dress up my bacon??

[unblock]

3. Don't ask for advice online. And if someone replies, ignore them.

[OldBaldy1701E]

20. And, we are done here. (n/t)

[Ocelot II]

4. Don't try to pick your nose with your elbow.

[eppur_se_muova]

6. Stop doing stuff.

Hope this helps.

[gab13by13]

7. No

[Marthe48]

8. Never ever ever ever

ever ever ever ever
Sorry, I forgot where I was going with this

[Sogo]

9. Wear sunscreen.

nt.

[Hope22]

10. Look for the helpers and remember....

You are surrounded by love. 💗💗🙏🏼

[lastlib]

11. Buy Intel at 26.

And don't believe everything you read on the Internet. (This wisdom from Abraham Lincoln and Albert Einstein--how could it possibly be wrong?)

[Floyd R. Turbo]

12. Shaken not stirred! 🍸

[catbyte]

13. Don't eat yellow snow.

[Emile]

14. The light at the end of the tunnel

might be an oncoming train.

[Harker]

15. Try the flat ones.

[Niagara]

16. I have F44R. K7R

🤓

1. Don't go through DU'ers Grasswire2's used kitty ammo bags that they leave on the porch. I didn't realize that I ransacked their porch.


2. Don't lick the bowl. Flush it like a normal person.


3. Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.


4. Never ever play leapfrog with a unicorn.

[Skittles]

18. "be yourself" is the worst advice you can give most people

TRUTH

[Clouds Passing]

19. Here is some advice.

[Rincewind]

21. Sell all of your stocks and bonds

and invest in old comic books.