For those who have been asking about the valentine hearts this year, I have some information.

[LuckyCharms]

The administrators won't be doing hearts this year.

But the good news is: instead of buying hearts, you will be able to purchase tiny little pictures of Wegmans lowfat yogurt (vanilla flavored) to give to your friends on DU.

I must admit, I was a little confused when I heard this and I questioned EarlG about this.

His response was "Shut the fuck up, we're doing yogurt this year instead of hearts".

That didn't really clear anything up for me, but it's not for me to say how to run this website.

So I guess this year, instead of seeing posts that say "post here if you need a heart", you'll be seeing "post here if you need some yogurt."

Also, you'll undoubtedly be seeing multiple threads saying "SOMEONE GAVE ME A YOGURT"!!!

And of course: "Thank you anonymous DUer for the yogurt"!!

[catbyte]

1. But I don't like vanilla yogurt!

[LuckyCharms]

3. The banana-vanilla is really delicious!

I've never tried the plain vanilla.

[quaint]

2. I don't like it either!

[LuckyCharms]

6. That flavor is sitting in my fridge right now!

I haven't tried it yet though.

[debm55]

4. Hahahahhhahm Is this real, Lucky Charms?

[LuckyCharms]

7. It's real to me, Deb.

[niyad]

11. EarlG has posted that the hearts fund drive will start shortly.

[EYESORE 9001]

5. Sounds discriminatory

toward the lactose-intolerant

[LuckyCharms]

10. To quote the great and wise NY Yankees catcher:

"You can observe a lot by watching."

~ Yogurt Berra

[Scrivener7]

8. I love yogurt! Hearts are a little chewy for my taste. Good upgrade!!

[radical noodle]

9. I want black cherry or strawberry banana

Vanilla... humpf!

[Sneederbunk]

12. But can be seen only by those who receive the yogurts.

[Niagara]

13. We should be donating eggs this year

Like $6.50 for an 18 count of large eggs or something.

[LuckyCharms]

14. "Does anyone know if we are doing Valentine eggs this year"?

[Niagara]

15. It took me awhile to find this image...

Something like this?

[LuckyCharms]

16. Yes that works!

That's better than the yogurt!

[JoseBalow]

19. That's the night before Halloween

[ProfessorGAC]

17. Funny Post!

Made me laugh out loud.
Now the dog thinks I'm nuts! See what you did?

[Clouds Passing]

18. I was going to give you a heart but you wanted yogurt

[True Dough]

20. How come

my yogurt arrived all moldy???

[LuckyCharms]

21. Because I...

dipped my feet in it.

I'm sorry.

[True Dough]

22. You

are such a heel!

[LuckyCharms]

23. Well...