If you are selected as pope, what will your chosen pope name be?

[milestogo]

Mine: Pope "I don't wanna have to protest this shit ever again."

[C_U_L8R]

1. Pope Onarope.

[underpants]

2. Xanadu

[Itchinjim]

3. Pope Jimbo.

[Walleye]

4. Pope Cheech I, the pope of dope

[hlthe2b]

5. Pope DOG

After all, one cannot spell GOD without DOG.


Not to mention, there is no single animal more loyal, humble, kind...

[milestogo]

7. And the DOG is Divine.

[sop]

6. Pope Non Lo Sono Trompo

Troll the fuck out of him.

[regnaD kciN]

8. Pope George Ringo I...

…because we’ve already had a couple of John Pauls.

[milestogo]

40. But we haven't had Pope Mick Keith yet.

[dchill]

9. Cheryl.

[FalloutShelter]

10. Pope Curious the First

[The Madcap]

11. If it's T***p, it will be Glutinous Maximus...

Oh, you said Pope, not Caesar... my fault.

[RB77]

12. I would like to be addressed as - - -

Pope Seewoosauger Q. Rammgoolam. My other choice was Pope Hanibleval Causaquietus, - a little crude.

[dweller]

13. Pope Incognito 0

✌🏻

[CTyankee]

14. I don't care. He's anti-choice (not that I was expecting anything else).

[milestogo]

15. uh, that wasn't the question

[CTyankee]

20. OK, I like the above "non lo sono Trump."

[hlthe2b]

22. LOL... No way a new Pope--any Pope--is going to overturn church doctrine on day 1...

Francis made incremental changes for the better, but hardly addressed all that is needed. Still, not a regressive conservative Pope, so I think we should be grateful for that. At least there will not be likely BACKWARDS momentum and some chance of progressive change.

But, boy were there some awful possibilities among the supposed frontrunners. Whew...

[milestogo]

23. Yeah I heard there was one from Milwaukee who was really bad.

But now that I'm pope... I will ban all men from the priesthood for the next 2000 years.

[hlthe2b]

24. Well, now, I'm sad I didn't get to vote for you...

[milestogo]

25. It will be another 2000 years before the Catholic Church ordains women.

We're too dangerous.

[hlthe2b]

28. Undoubtedly... But, I am pleased to see this new Pope rebuked JD Vance in an embarrassing manner

two weeks ago on Twitter/X:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/new-pope-leo-xiv-bashed-jd-vance-on-twitter-just-weeks-ago/

That is at least amusing as we wait it out the next 2000 years.

[AllaN01Bear]

16. pope allan01 bear the first and last.

[EYESORE 9001]

17. Pope Linus

I would be very introspective

[FSogol]

31. He was Pope from AD 68 to his death in AD 80. You could be Pope Linus !!

[EYESORE 9001]

36. Just don't expect any hoopla around Halloween

I’d be done with any sort of great pumpkin cult. Or anything pumpkin-colored, for that matter. For obvious reasons.

[lpbk2713]

18. Pope Spanky the First

Should go good with that beanie.

[Harker]

19. Clyde XXXIII.

[eppur_se_muova]

21. Pope Bob the Nth (where N is a meta-variable)

[LastDemocratInSC]

26. Bubba

[ret5hd]

27. Popey McPopeFace

[Duncanpup]

29. POPE DEEP DISH.

[FSogol]

30. Pope Zaphod I

[PittBlue]

32. Pope cicle

[Rver]

33. Pope Jerry or

Bob, Phil, Mickey, Billy, pigpen or Brent.

[unblock]

34. Pope Mordecai I

I mean if they decide to elect a Jewish pope, I might as well lean into it....

[GreenWave]

35. Pope Go S il Weasel.

[fargone]

37. Pope A Caterpillar

[ultralite001]

38. Pope

Sicola...

'Cuz things go better w/ Pope...

[Solly Mack]

39. Pope Fluffy Butt Cookie Lover.

[TommieMommy]

41. Pope Sarducci 😂😂

[True Dough]

42. Many know me as

Nin-com-pope.

[LudwigPastorius]

43. Pope il

And my motto would be: "Be Pocket Fishermen of men"