Corny Joke Thread

[red dog 1]

What do you call a belt made of 100 dollar bills?

A waist of money.

[Lovie777]

1. One of my favorite is.....

What do you call a cow with no legs….



ground beef

[2MuchNoise]

2. Udder nonsense.

[red dog 1]

4. Welcome to DU!

[2MuchNoise]

7. Oh! Thank you!

I'm so glad to be here.

[red dog 1]

5. The DU Lounge is non-political.

[North Shore Chicago]

6. Why don't ducks make good doctors?

Because they're quacks!

[red dog 1]

9. What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

[Wounded Bear]

10. What do you get from a short legged cow?

Draggin' milk.

[red dog 1]

11. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

[red dog 1]

12. Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.

[George McGovern]

15. Good One red dog! Clever! Thanks!

[boonecreek]

13. Dick Van Dyke Show joke.

Buddy Sorrell "What happens to ducks that fly upside down"?

Sally Rogers "They quack up"!

[Xavier Breath]

14. What do you call fake spaghetti?

An impasta.