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Enter stage left

(4,289 posts) Thu Jan 15, 2026, 11:13 PM 5 hrs ago

The officer said "you drinking? ", I said "you buying? "...

We just laughed and laughed and laughed...

I need bail money.

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The officer said "you drinking? ", I said "you buying? "... (Original Post) Enter stage left 5 hrs ago OP

Sorry but the DU Bail Fund is low. You know that we have a few bad actors on this board that Marie Marie 5 hrs ago #1

I love this! Grim Chieftain 5 hrs ago #2

User name checks out NJCher 4 hrs ago #4

I need a snare drum! BidenRocks 4 hrs ago #3

That was great, tytyty JMCKUSICK 2 hrs ago #5

I had a similar stuation.. Permanut 2 hrs ago #6

Marie Marie

(10,928 posts)

1. Sorry but the DU Bail Fund is low. You know that we have a few bad actors on this board that

Reply to Enter stage left (Original post)

Thu Jan 15, 2026, 11:21 PM

5 hrs ago

keep depleting that Fund. Oh you know who you are. And PS -

Grim Chieftain

(1,287 posts)

2. I love this!

Reply to Enter stage left (Original post)

Thu Jan 15, 2026, 11:22 PM

5 hrs ago

Thanks for the laugh. Much needed.

NJCher

(42,544 posts)

4. User name checks out

Reply to Grim Chieftain (Reply #2)

Fri Jan 16, 2026, 12:30 AM

4 hrs ago

Eom

BidenRocks

(2,822 posts)

3. I need a snare drum!

Reply to Enter stage left (Original post)

Fri Jan 16, 2026, 12:26 AM

4 hrs ago

JMCKUSICK

(5,185 posts)

5. That was great, tytyty

Reply to Enter stage left (Original post)

Fri Jan 16, 2026, 01:50 AM

2 hrs ago

Permanut

(8,027 posts)

6. I had a similar stuation..

Reply to Enter stage left (Original post)

Fri Jan 16, 2026, 02:11 AM

2 hrs ago

Officer said "you got any ID?"

I said "about what?"

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