I understand that you can extend the shelf life of products by freezing them, I wonder if that works on...

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Toilet paper?

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1. Sorry, that's a crappy idea.

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2. probably should stop reusing the stuff before it goes bad. n/t

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3. You're saying recycling is bad?

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4. sustainability may have its limits

and the soft absorbent leaves of the mullion can be repurposed as mulch.

here is a snip from the boy scout manual ..........

Green Leaves:
Leaves are the obvious choice for wiping in the woods. However, leaves are not the slightest bit absorbent. If you aren’t careful, you can end up with feces all over your hands. Use large leaves, one or two at a time, until clean. Or, take a big handful of leaves that you bunch up.

If you get lucky and find it nearby, you can use mullein for wiping. It grows as a weed but has many medicinal uses (especially as a natural cough remedy). Because it is fluffy and soft, it can be used as toilet paper or as a band-aid for minor cuts.


the manual lists several alternatives such as rocks, sticks, and sand ........

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5. Oh yes, the boy scouts. First I was a cub scout, then I was a boy scout. Then as I matured I was a girl scout...

Then, I was an Explorer!

Some of my best scouting days of my life!

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6. i never had sexual stuff from a scout leader

i guess i was an ugly tenderfoot.

a boy scout manual might come in handy for post apocalyptic survival.

the internet might be unreliable during dark ages.

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7. Sometimes I feel so dumb.

After the pandemic had gotten better I went to Costco. They had a big sign out front that said that you could no longer return toilet paper.
I had no idea that you even could return toilet paper! All of these years I've been flushing it! I could have been rich!