My life. Exactly. (two videos)

[LuckyCharms]

[marble falls]

1. Youse guys need to spark one up and ease on down the road, my friend.

[LuckyCharms]

2. I've actually calmed down on the driving part.

I used to be like that, though. Now, I take a "zen" approach behind the wheel.

[marble falls]

4. Absoulutely. Getting a brand new auto helped me recenter my driving. I usually drive a second hand for 10 years or so ..

... with a couple of news tossed in over the years.

[True Dough]

3. The language, Lucky! The language!

I just started playing the video when my wife got home and had a friend with her after Sunday morning shopping. I set my laptop down and rounded up our two dogs to get them out of the way so they weren't too much trouble for our guest.

And I hear buddy in your video dropping F-bombs left, right and center. So I rushed over to mute that before they came through the door.

[LuckyCharms]

5. Seriously?

[True Dough]

8. Yes!

Let me put it in terms you should understand:

F'n seriously!

[LuckyCharms]

9. You know how I solved that problem?

I married someone who swears more than I do.

[True Dough]

13. My wife has been known to do some swearing

It was her friend that I was worried about. Not sure how comfortable she would have been with the F-bombs flying. I don't know this woman very well.

[True Dough]

14. My wife has been known to do some swearing

It was her friend that I was worried about. Not sure how comfortable she would have been with the F-bombs flying. I don't know this woman very well.

[LuckyCharms]

15. You don't vet people before letting them into your home?

[True Dough]

16. Some people who come into my home

should have been checked out by the vet first!

[LuckyCharms]

17. This is why I never answer my door.

[True Dough]

18. What if it was Ed McMahon

with the $1 million Publisher's Clearing House check?

[LuckyCharms]

19. I'd freak out...

because he's dead.

[True Dough]

20. So he's not

wearing plaid. That much we know!

[LuckyCharms]

21. To be fair...

he could be.

[LudwigPastorius]

22. Ed McMahon never worked for Publisher's Clearinghouse.

...and he never handed out giant checks and balloons at peoples' doors.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_memory#Mandela_effect

...or, is your memory further proof that we are living in an alternate timeline?

[True Dough]

23. Or is your sense of humor

non-existent?

Enquiring minds want to know!

[Niagara]

6. These are great

Thank you for the laughs this morning, Lucky!

[LuckyCharms]

7. My pleasure, Niagara!

[debm55]

10. Those two videos are hilarious. Thank you LuckyCharms.

[some_of_us_are_sane]

11. I LOVE VIC!

Laughed till I peed!

[LuckyCharms]

12. He's my favorite!