Norway Golf Course Baffled By Phantom Pooper For Over 10 Years

[Initech]

The fairways stretching like green carpets into the distant horizon. The greens, tailored like fine garments and cut like the most expensive of cloths. Dotted bunkers with fine golden sands. The rough, bound by mature trees hugging its fringes and defining its lines. The par four third hole, approached via a dog-leg right fairway and guarded by two shallow bunkers, inviting the wayward shots. The 458-yd par 5 fourth hole with a lump of excrement wedged solidly in the bottom. The majesty of gol...wait, what was that about excrement?

You mean the 458-yd par 5 fourth hole with a lump of excrement wedged solidly in the bottom? It's not only the 4th, it depends on the mood of the phantom plopper - it could very well be any of the 18 holes on the course.

In something that is definitely not 'golf' and definitely not in the rules laid down by the Royal and Ancient, it seems that Stavangar Golf Club in south-west Norway has a problem with someone who prefers the turd hole to the third hole of the course. This particular late night visitor to the club is happier sinking his bowels into the cup rather than a golf ball. This series of faecal foul-ups has been going on for 10 years and authorities at the club are none the wiser to the identity of their phantom pooper.

https://www.the-newshub.com/golf/golf-phantom-pooper-delivers-hole-in-one

They said "favorite holes".... Uh huh huh huh huh huh...

[liberal N proud]

1. Link says page does not exist and redirects

[Initech]

2. It's a mobile link, that's why.

I'll fix it later.

[benld74]

3. This gives the phrase, 'It's in the hole'!! an entriely different spin