Georgia mortorist was masturbating while driving, rear ended van...

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The Florida has spread north into Georgia....

FEBRUARY 11--A Georgia motorist was masturbating when he plowed his vehicle into a van that had stopped at an intersection, police report.

According to cops, Donald Marvin Johnson, 63, was “physically distracted” while driving his Saturn Ion Monday morning in Martinez, an Augusta suburb.

As detailed in a Columbia County Sheriff's Office report, driver Ricartia McBride, 28, told police that she saw Johnson’s car “swerving and driving recklessly” before the crash, adding that his vehicle “almost hit her two or three times.”

McBride, cops reported, said that, “the last time she looked over at Mr. Johnson, he had his penis exposed outside of his pants and was physically masturbating.”

[liberal N proud]

1. A college phych prof once spoke of this phenomenon

Said you either picked your nose or masturbated while driving.

I see this as well as the mile high club as being physically challenging at best.

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2. Especially if you have a manual transmission.

[Hoppy]

3. Sometimes, its called "Short Shifting."

[flying rabbit]

4. At least he was named Johnson. nt

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5. Excellent observation!