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47of74

(18,470 posts)
Sun Aug 19, 2018, 06:55 PM Aug 2018

81 year old topless (I think you can guess where) woman busted guzzling box wine

The Senior Tour of the Florida Woman brigade in action again!

A topless 81-year-old woman was drinking from the spout of a box of Franzia Sunset Blush wine yesterday morning when Florida police arrested her for disorderly intoxication, records show.

Shirtless octogenarian Mary Ellen Stewart, cops say, was sitting on a bench “in view of the public” when they approached her around 7:40 AM. Stewart, who was on the property of a St. Petersburg hospital, had her breasts “completely exposed” and “security and nursing staff witnessed this,” a sheriff’s deputy reported in an arrest affidavit.

Stewart, a deputy noted, “held the box of wine over her head and began to drink from the spout.” When officers sought to confiscate the wine, Stewart allegedly “began to shake the box intentionally towards deputies” in an attempt to splash them with the pink-hued liquid.

Charged with disorderly intoxication, a misdemeanor, Stewart was briefly booked into the local lockup (from which she was released Thursday afternoon on her own recognizance).
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81 year old topless (I think you can guess where) woman busted guzzling box wine (Original Post) 47of74 Aug 2018 OP
This would be completely legal in NYC VMA131Marine Aug 2018 #1
I feel sorry for her .... CatMor Aug 2018 #2
She must have had a colorful youth and been a bit of a firecracker when she was younger. magicarpet Aug 2018 #3
in my view....you're 81.... dhill926 Aug 2018 #4
I totally agree. By 81 you've paid your dues. Laffy Kat Aug 2018 #6
This is me in 30 years. Lunabell Aug 2018 #5
Probably Stephanie Miller too. 47of74 Aug 2018 #7
How squalid and tawdry and low-class! Aristus Aug 2018 #8
Hey whatever gets your buzz on! Initech Aug 2018 #10
Florida Man's grandmother? Initech Aug 2018 #9

VMA131Marine

(4,776 posts)
1. This would be completely legal in NYC
Sun Aug 19, 2018, 06:58 PM
Aug 2018

The topless-in-public part, not the public intoxication part.

Laffy Kat

(16,549 posts)
6. I totally agree. By 81 you've paid your dues.
Sun Aug 19, 2018, 07:59 PM
Aug 2018

I don't care if she was completely naked, I'd just say "cheers" and keep walkin'.

Lunabell

(7,214 posts)
5. This is me in 30 years.
Sun Aug 19, 2018, 07:34 PM
Aug 2018

Drunk, tossing boxed wine around while swinging my teetahs In the wind. Love it!

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