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Related: About this forum81 year old topless (I think you can guess where) woman busted guzzling box wine
The Senior Tour of the Florida Woman brigade in action again!
A topless 81-year-old woman was drinking from the spout of a box of Franzia Sunset Blush wine yesterday morning when Florida police arrested her for disorderly intoxication, records show.
Shirtless octogenarian Mary Ellen Stewart, cops say, was sitting on a bench in view of the public when they approached her around 7:40 AM. Stewart, who was on the property of a St. Petersburg hospital, had her breasts completely exposed and security and nursing staff witnessed this, a sheriffs deputy reported in an arrest affidavit.
Stewart, a deputy noted, held the box of wine over her head and began to drink from the spout. When officers sought to confiscate the wine, Stewart allegedly began to shake the box intentionally towards deputies in an attempt to splash them with the pink-hued liquid.
Charged with disorderly intoxication, a misdemeanor, Stewart was briefly booked into the local lockup (from which she was released Thursday afternoon on her own recognizance).
Shirtless octogenarian Mary Ellen Stewart, cops say, was sitting on a bench in view of the public when they approached her around 7:40 AM. Stewart, who was on the property of a St. Petersburg hospital, had her breasts completely exposed and security and nursing staff witnessed this, a sheriffs deputy reported in an arrest affidavit.
Stewart, a deputy noted, held the box of wine over her head and began to drink from the spout. When officers sought to confiscate the wine, Stewart allegedly began to shake the box intentionally towards deputies in an attempt to splash them with the pink-hued liquid.
Charged with disorderly intoxication, a misdemeanor, Stewart was briefly booked into the local lockup (from which she was released Thursday afternoon on her own recognizance).
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81 year old topless (I think you can guess where) woman busted guzzling box wine (Original Post)
47of74
Aug 2018
OP
She must have had a colorful youth and been a bit of a firecracker when she was younger.
magicarpet
Aug 2018
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VMA131Marine
(4,776 posts)1. This would be completely legal in NYC
The topless-in-public part, not the public intoxication part.
CatMor
(6,212 posts)2. I feel sorry for her ....
it seems obvious she has some mental problems.
magicarpet
(17,447 posts)3. She must have had a colorful youth and been a bit of a firecracker when she was younger.
dhill926
(16,953 posts)4. in my view....you're 81....
you get to do what you want...
Laffy Kat
(16,549 posts)6. I totally agree. By 81 you've paid your dues.
I don't care if she was completely naked, I'd just say "cheers" and keep walkin'.
Lunabell
(7,214 posts)5. This is me in 30 years.
Drunk, tossing boxed wine around while swinging my teetahs In the wind. Love it!
47of74
(18,470 posts)7. Probably Stephanie Miller too.
Aristus
(68,885 posts)8. How squalid and tawdry and low-class!
I mean really! Boxed wine?
Initech
(103,131 posts)10. Hey whatever gets your buzz on!
Initech
(103,131 posts)9. Florida Man's grandmother?