Police arrest man for sexually assaulting beaver in Columbia Park

[Different Drummer]

The suspect was apparently on meth.


KENNEWICK, Wash.-- A man has been arrested for animal cruelty after a woman said she witnessed him sexually assaulting a beaver in Columbia Park late Monday night.

The woman said she saw someone run the animal over with a car and then tried to help it by wrapping it in a towel before going home to get a container to put it in.

The woman claims she returned to the site about 30 minutes later and found a man on top of the beaver with his pants unzipped.

The witness then called police to report the incident.


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[Bayard]

1. I am speechless.....

[Xipe Totec]

2. Incels. Sheesh! nt

[ADX]

3. Meth is a helluva drug...

...Get well soon, beaver...

[matt819]

4. Damn

I was kind of hoping Columbia Park was in Florida.

[yesphan]

5. My first thought

was, this has to be in Florida.

[47of74]

9. Yeah me too.

Maybe this dude moved there from Florida?

[Kaleva]

6. He confused beaver with a beaver.

[Midnight Writer]

8. I sure wouldn't trust him around my cat.

[magicarpet]

7. Yeah,... Let's see him pull that crap with a honey badger.

[47of74]

10. Yeah, honey badger will rip it right off.

Then have his lunch taken care of for the next day or so.