Woman charged with 3rd-degree assault after purposefully projecting contents of her bowels onto cop

[Scurrilous]

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"A Kentucky woman has been charged with third-degree assault of a police officer after allegedly covering the member of law enforcement in her freshly released excrement.

Amanda Rochelle Peters, 26, is believed to have committed the offense on purpose Friday morning after the Madison County Sheriff's Office cop caught up with her regarding theft of identity of another without consent.

The Livingston resident tried to avoid being taken into custody by locking herself in her bathroom after letting the officer in her house at 1.45am."

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"Peters allegedly fought back by positioning herself in an unlikely manner to use the toilet, according to documents about her arrest.

Documents state she 'intentionally released her bowels in an upward motion and with purposeful direction at this Deputy — causing said bodily waste to land on the face, arms and legs of this Deputy,' reports LEX 18."

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6174177/Woman-charged-degree-assault-purposefully-projecting-bowels-cop.html

[SimpleC]

1. Gross

[thbobby]

2. Did the cop have fake orange hair?

Or perhaps Tic-Tac's? Who among us wouldn't want to know?

[aaaaaa5a]

3. Hmm... but no shots were fired?

I wonder why?

Hmm........

[aka-chmeee]

7. but no "whats??" were fired???? nt

[grumpyduck]

4. "Theft of identity of another without consent?"

Does that mean she wouldn't have been charged if the other person had consented to stealing her identity?

[Laffy Kat]

5. How would you even do that?

I mean, couldn't the cop just step back? Something stinks here....seriously.

[Pachamama]

6. Unless she had explosive diarrhea, that would be physically impossible as described by the Officer

Something isn't right in the story here....