'Deranged Person' Holding Pillow Turns Out To Be Cardboard Standee Of MyPillow CEO

[47of74]

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Jordan Police said on Thursday that they received a rescue call from someone looking to facilitate assistance for a “deranged person standing outside in the cold hugging a pillow.”

Officers who responded to the welfare check noted the figure, which a caller said was standing motionless, wearing no coat.

Investigating officers discovered the person in question was really a life-size cardboard cutout of Mike Lindell, the CEO for local company MyPillow.

Well to be fair since he's a big time Orange Fornicate supporter it's not too far off the mark to call Lindell deranged.

[redstatebluegirl]

1. Well is is deranged, so at least that part was true.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. It was just a life-size cardboard cutout of a deranged person.

[magicarpet]

3. Well no wonder his brain is frozen in 1813,..

... standing out in the ice cold for hours upon hours without a winter coat - his brain may have frost bite.

[47of74]

4. Gotta have one first for it to be frost bitten.

[liberal N proud]

5. They definitely got the deranged part right