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Related: About this forumTennessee Woman stole Walmart scooter to drive to Waffle House
Tennessee Woman to Florida Woman: Ok, my turn now!
A woman was arrested in Crossville after allegedly riding an electric shopping scooter from Walmart to Waffle House.
Crossville police said 45-year-old Sally Selby was charged with theft after officers pulled her over driving in the slow lane on Main Street.
She allegedly said she got the cart from Walmart and was driving it to Waffle House to get a cup of coffee.
Selby told police she had built the cart and someone had ripped the lights off of it.
Crossville police said 45-year-old Sally Selby was charged with theft after officers pulled her over driving in the slow lane on Main Street.
She allegedly said she got the cart from Walmart and was driving it to Waffle House to get a cup of coffee.
Selby told police she had built the cart and someone had ripped the lights off of it.
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Tennessee Woman stole Walmart scooter to drive to Waffle House (Original Post)
47of74
Apr 2019
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Hassler
(3,980 posts)1. What the Fck is with Waffle House? It's the middle-name-Wayne of restaurants.
47of74
(18,470 posts)5. Their food is good
I had some last year when I went to Florida to visit family. There was one next to the hotel so instead of the hotel breakfast one morning I went to Waffle House.
Aristus
(68,958 posts)2. That is the most American headline ever.
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Docreed2003
(18,028 posts)3. Lmao....
In fairness, the Waffle House is about a mile up the road from that WalMart...lol
Kaleva
(38,869 posts)4. Unless there is a sign on the scooter saying not to drive it to the nearest Waffle House...
she is in the clear.