Police: Man Took Sex Toy For A Test Drive

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According to a probable cause affidavit, Cordero “went into a sex toy shop and tried a piece of merchandise which was out on display.” Specifically, the business was Carlie’s and the item in question was “an Auto Blow device.”
The employee told police that she recognized Cordero “as he has previously put in job applications at this establishment.”



http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/indecent-okie-arrest-706519

[flor-de-jasmim]

1. Word to self: Never buy the demo model.

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

2. What kind of "job"...

Hand?
Blow?
Armpit?
...

[liberal N proud]

3. Oklahoma man to Florida man: hold my beer

[Blue Owl]

4. You bone it you own it, per the shop's policy

[Canoe52]

5. #1 comment of the day!