Police say a man may have died after using a high-powered epoxy resin to seal his private parts ...

[mahatmakanejeeves]

The hard part is putting the decals on without tearing them.

Police say a man may have died after using a high-powered epoxy resin to seal his private parts during intercourse to ensure protection from pregnancy. https://fox5atlanta.com/news/man-dies-after-having-sex-using-epoxy-adhesive-instead-of-a-condom

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[NCjack]

1. Sounds like MAGA to me.

[Bluethroughu]

3. I'm betting on this being a MAGA.

[Irish_Dem]

2. Killing yourself as a form of birth control is a bit extreme. But it does prevent pregnancy.

[samnsara]

4. kinda evens out the playing field

[madinmaryland]

5. This definitely qualifies for a Darwin Award!

[Sane1]

6. Next Time Try Molten Glass

For a permanent condom

[NickB79]

7. "Multiple organ failures"

Well, we know at least one of the organs that failed