Florida Woman leads police on wild golf-course chase, beats Florida Man at his own game

[marmar]

You’ve heard tell of Florida Man. He is an American folk hero, equally at home catching gators in a trash can as he is tripping on mescalin, ranting about zombies trying to eat his brain. He walks among us in many forms, both corporeal and spiritual, plying his trade from Key West to Pensacola. There is no mistaking Florida Man. He is everywhere. He is all of us.

Lesser known is Florida Woman, but that’s all about to change thanks to Jodie Ann Harvey, a 60-year-old Floridian who led local police on a harrowing chase across a Vero Beach golf course on Tuesday afternoon. Witness the legend as it is born:

First of all, holy hell do not skip through that intro. Epic. The Indian River County Sheriff’s Office are straight killing the content game. Second of all, just this. This and only this. ........(more)

https://www.golfdigest.com/story/florida-woman-police-golf-course-chase-crime

[Irish_Dem]

1. At least she has her clothes on. The last FL woman was naked in a golf cart.

She drove her cart right through a police standoff situation.

[lapfog_1]

2. sort of

well at least she seems to like jump suits...

[Irish_Dem]

3. Right, I just took a closer look at her outfit. My goodness.

[Demovictory9]

4. that onsies she's wearing... sheesh

[Irish_Dem]

5. The top is open to her belly button. And this is for daytime wear.

Wonder what she wears for evening dress up?