Man drives stolen truck to Space Force base to warn of battle between aliens, dragons: reports

[marmar]

TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA) — A Florida man was arrested Friday for driving a stolen pickup truck to a Space Force Base in Brevard County in what he called a mission from the president of the United States, reports said.

According to WESH 2 News, 29-year-old Corey Johnson, of Ocala, stole a Ford F-150 from Riviera Beach, Florida three days before he drove to Patrick Space Force Base.

When Johnson tried to get on the base, he claimed the President told him in his mind that he needed to take the vehicle and warn government officials that there were U.S. aliens fighting Chinese dragons, WRBW reported. ...............(more)

https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-man-drives-stolen-truck-to-space-force-base-to-warn-of-aliens-dragons-reports-say/

[Ocelot II]

1. Florida Man. Of course.

[grumpyduck]

2. Yikes, a Space Force base, aliens, and dragons. All in the same sentence.

And a guy who was a space cadet.

[RockRaven]

3. He had to go to Space Force, you see, because Alex Jones was too busy to see him today...

[Deep State Witch]

4. This Is What Happens

When you do too much meth.

[ShazzieB]

10. Or it may be schizophrenia

Voices in your head telling you to do stuff is a hallmark of schizophrenia.

[NotASurfer]

5. It sounds like next year's summer blockbuster

Maybe he can work on the script, he's about to have some solitary time in a small room with several months to kill. Not sure if this calls for John Travolta, or Adam Sandler, in the lead role

[rubbersole]

6. Well, did they manage to stop the dragons 🐉 in time?

[Duppers]

7. Am surprised that Trump didn't appoint Buzz Lightyear

As head of the space force.

[Trueblue1968]

8. Just like the movie...... MEN IN BLACK

[Ziggysmom]

9. Reading that and looking at his mugshot made me sad. What a pathetic life he must lead.