"You Can't Prove I Had My Head In The Garbage Can"

[ProfessorGAC]

Said Vincent. Says us, "Oh yes we can!"
(My wife was making banana bread) BTW: He's an all black doggie.

[MLAA]

1. Plead the 5th, sweet doggie!

[Walleye]

2. Looks so innocent wagging the tail

[niyad]

3. I can't help it if Mom spilled stuff all over me!

[ProfessorGAC]

4. Except She's Standing Right There In The Pic

She caught him with his head in the garbage.
Normally, he might argue that it's his word against mom's.
The flour on the face, however.......

[niyad]

5. Yes,I saw that she was. Hey, it was worth a try!

[ProfessorGAC]

6. Don't Defend Him!

I just know he reads my phone at night!

[niyad]

7. Only reads?? My previous cats used to actually send messages on my computer!

When they were not sleeping on it, that is.

[Skittles]

8. ridiculously cute