30 Of The Most Savage Things God Has Said On Twitter

[left-of-center2012]

If you didn’t know just yet, God is on Twitter. The Almighty has over 6.1 million devout fans eagerly awaiting His latest posts ...
The parody account is full of hilarious jokes and witty comments that will hopefully make you laugh and raise your spirits.

https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-god-tweets-thetweetofgod/?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=Newsletter

[mr_lebowski]

1. I think this account might be fake ... there's no blue mark there ...

[FoxNewsSucks]

2. Yet this "God" makes far more sense

than the "God" whose bidding republicons always claim to be doing

[mr_lebowski]

3. Much more ... ya know ... Godly and shit ;) nt

[idziak4ever1234]

4. Thanks! I needed a laugh this afternoon!

[calimary]

5. I love God.

But I did anyway.

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

6. Turns out Satan also has a Twitter account.

https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-satan-tweets-s8n/?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=Newsletter

[left-of-center2012]

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