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Football

BOSSHOG

(40,963 posts) Sun Feb 2, 2025, 04:16 PM Feb 2

A couple corny jokes just for the halibut

Where do hungry football players play? In the Supper Bowl.

What did the football player say to the flight attendant? Put me in Coach.

That’s all I got!

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A couple corny jokes just for the halibut (Original Post) BOSSHOG Feb 2 OP

Just for the halibut, some vintage Andy Griffith for a no football Sunday Brother Buzz Feb 2 #1

There but for the crates of cod go I. twodogsbarking Feb 2 #2

Have you heard that Godzilla has diarrhea? Morbius Feb 2 #3

Brother Buzz

(38,181 posts)

1. Just for the halibut, some vintage Andy Griffith for a no football Sunday

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Sun Feb 2, 2025, 04:34 PM

Feb 2

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twodogsbarking

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2. There but for the crates of cod go I.

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Sun Feb 2, 2025, 05:26 PM

Feb 2

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Morbius

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3. Have you heard that Godzilla has diarrhea?

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Sun Feb 2, 2025, 08:01 PM

Feb 2

No? It's all over town!

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