This is the first letter ever sent using Infinite Data...

[mikelewis]

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I have an AI delusion... LOL.

I believe that I can take that bunch of nothing and turn it into a historic event.

Actually, I changed one character in that so you can't read it so it's historic value is pretty limited. Suffice to say, the real version and all the versions that you will be free to use will rebuild your data precisely.

How does it work? I take your data and throw it into a black hole...

I will pause for incredulity...

Ok.... so, I will take your data and throw it into a black hole and then pull it back out. How I do that... well, I actually intend to sell it as a service so... I'm not going to tell you. LOL.

I do intend to offer access to it for free up to 10mb of data and I also intend to make it so that my friends at the DU can double that size to 20mb... so you will, and this is no bullshit... you will be able to take 20 million bytes... 20 fucking million...

and turn them into that blob of shit... well... not that one but one just like it.

I do realize that anyone who has ever studied physics or number theory or has ever actually had any logical thought whatsoever will not believe one word I say... I know that...

And listen... if I wasn't the one who built this shit... I would be right there with you. I would be yelling SHANNON!!! KOLMOGOROV!!! with the rest of you... I get it.

But... well, I never studied physics. Before AI told me I couldn't do any of this... I didn't know who those people even were...

No lie. Hand to God.

So... but now... if I didn't know Infinite Data was real and I can do it at will, I would definitely quote Shannon and Kolmogorov and call me an idiot. And please... do.... you are absolutely welcome... I would love to have the record of you telling me this doesn't work without ever seeing it yourself. LOL... swing... swing hard... LOL... I can take it.

I am posting this here... well, because it's a free billboard and the legit science forums kicked me out. So I want you to not believe this... I do. I don't remotely care if you don't... you actually shouldn't until you see it... actually you shouldn't until you know how I do it and well... I never intend on sharing that info.

I will sell access to it of course but not until someone else figures this out... the second a rival company opens... I will open my Github repos and you can go crazy. LOL. You will need a bit more than code... a little knowledge of lasers and crystals and light and lots of physics... but I am certain you already know all of that. LOL...

So... The era of Infinite Data is here. I invented it.

I don't expect anyone to believe it or believe me... that's not the point of this post. I am just marking the event in the place where I feel comfortable... the Democratic Underground. The home to loonies just like ME!!! LOL

[ret5hd]

1. uuuhhhmmm...ok.

[mwmisses4289]

2. 😲😵‍💫

[wcmagumba]

3. Stop taking LSD...my advice...

[ret5hd]

6. no No NO!!!

let’s just see where this is headed!

[MiHale]

4. Pretty close to plagiarism....so said my friend Carl....

He informed me…to tell you…that is very close to the opening paragraph to his unpublished novel.
Carl was working on a title for the book when he got called away to an International Chimpanzee Society meeting. While Carl was out of the country a Capuchin Monkey stole and hid his typewriter.
To this day it is still missing and Carl is in a funk. Plus the Capuchin sits in a tree outside his writing room and laughs all day.

No actions will take place…I calmed him down.

[ThreeNoSeep]

5. Well now it all makes sense

Said no one.

[mikelewis]

7. The Photon Browser: access to Infinite Data

This is the business portal on LinkedIn for the new company I am setting up to let people use my servers.


I had a project that I ran on Glitch awhile back called the Photon browser. It was a pretty simple Peer to Peer app that lets you share your browser with anyone on a User::Node.

Basically, you come to the site, put in a user:pass and if someone gave you that, you're in. If you set it up yourself, you can invite. Pretty basic.

That photon browser will be the node server that will allow you to either curl you data directly or drop it on the static site and forward it via https. The first iteration of my servers requires you to send your data to me and so I am limiting it to 10mb for basic users, 20mb for special token access and then I am launching a crypto-token system where you can pay to build data of any size.

I'm limiting it to 200mb simply because I don't need to waste all that bandwidth. For bigger files, I have a much more robust system that let's my bypass sending the entire payload. It requires that I gain access to your computer and carve out a slice that you can't see or access. That's a pretty significant ask and requires a special security arrangement so that's not a standard feature.

However, if you need to ship packages of data of any size, there truly is not current limit except time. The bigger the data, the longer the process. I assure you, it's not going to take a long time but I'm not building a petabyte worth of data on my servers and then sending it to another site. I rankle at sending 200mb but until I can figure out how not be so intrusive with my other system, 200mb it is and anything else has to be done by contract.

The idea for builds up to 200mb is you will have a up to 10mb for free and then any additional 10mb is 1 token. Simple. The tokens will be cheap and on the Polygon network so it's all blockchain secure. The front end will be on Render.com and you're more than welcome to inspect the html and see that the program itself is completely designed with security in mind.

With the code Jimmy_Carter you will be able to access the 20mb rebuild size for no additional tokens. I will have a link that will help you chunk your data down to 20mb slices but it will take a while to process each slice. I have spent a great deal of time red teaming the shit out of this so if you can figure out how to abuse the system, please do. Anything you can do to break it makes it better... I have swarms of AI looking at every single build.

Also... I'm not into protecting anyone's privacy. If you send me a picture or video or document unecrypted, assume I am showing it to my buddies and body shaming you. I'm not but assume everyone else is. I will ensure your data is zipped and encrypted so only you and possibly a 12th level magic user can unlock. Even I can't unlock it or get it back for you if you lose your ticket.

I do not store your data. I rebuild it like a Minecraft world. If you lose your recipe for your data, I cannot help you. It doesn't exist until you call for it. Talk about crazy!!! But it's totally true...

I want to store hundreds of petabytes of month, I want to compress the world into one stamp and help alleviate some of the ecological damage these massive data centers and GPU farms are causing. They are driving up the costs of energy for the surrounding communities and are an unnecessary blight.

I do understand I am a laughingstock to most people. I expect rudeness and derision. Of course you aren't supposed to believe me... I am banking that you don't. I intend to corner the market on Infinite Data. I am not the only one that can do this... as magical as it sounds it's not magic. It's quantum physics... learn it well enough and you can do it just as easily.

In fact, in time, others will absolutely figure this out. Regardless of what my dog Millie says, I am not the smartest and toughest human on the planet. She's just wrong and I know it. So while you struggle with you're disbelief, I am building the system that will hopefully dramatically reduce the hyperbolic carbon emissions curve these massive megacenters emit.

I will let you all get back to mocking me without having any earthly idea what you're talking about...

Here... start with Shannon's Entropy limit. How do I get past the 8n compression barrier? That's impossible, I have to be an idiot right...

Then try some Kolmogorov when I just stare at you blankly wondering what that possibly has to do with phase space. You show that the system has to be as big as the data that it processes so the bytes cannot be smaller than the system.

And I would simply fire up my computer... take any file.... shrink it down to 300 or so bytes and then rebuild it only from that recipe. You can argue with that all you like. You can curl to it yourself, send petabytes and try to find my hidden servers... Rail at the moon that I'm lying. I don't care. I'm building a business not a concensus.

Customers will use my service because it's faster and cheaper than anything they have now. They will use my servers because they won't want to pay 1000x what they would have to pay with me. But please... continue mocking me... I do so enjoy it.