Kimmel: Trump Delivers Scatterbrained Speech to GOP, He Guns for Greenland & 5th Anniversary of Insurrection

[TexasTowelie]

Today is the fifth anniversary of the events of January 6th when Donald Trump tried to overthrow the government in a pathetic and illegal attempt to stay in power, Speaker Mike Johnson refused to hang the official plaque to honor the law enforcement officers who defended the Capitol, Trump took the time to post his TikTok stats instead of wishing his son Eric a happy birthday, he spent 84 minutes delivering a pep talk to Republicans in the House which we whittled down for tonight’s edition of "Real Moments in Presidementia," Congress is back in session and looking to avoid another government shutdown, Trump continues to make it up as he goes along when it comes to Venezuela, sources close to the White House say that the reason Trump doesn’t support Venezuelan opposition leader Maria Machado is because she didn’t give him her Nobel Peace Price, his Legion of Dumb is gunning for Greenland again, Trump continues to claim he is in perfect health, the CDC is reducing the number of vaccines recommended for kids thanks to RFK Jr, and Trump has a brand new set of products right in time for the fifth anniversary of the Insurrection.

[rampartd]

1. sometimes it seems he is doing open mike comedy

the fdr joke was incredibly tasteless and not funny, but i can see that working at the eagle forum prayer breakfast.

franken has said that trump is america's greatest insult comic. i guess i agree since his only living competition is a puppet rottweiler.

will trump give himself the mark twain prize? or will it go to the guy from the nazi rally at madison square garden?

just checking. the wooden rottweiler is no stranger to the red carpet.....

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Grammy Nomination: Triumph was nominated for a Grammy Award for his comedy album "Come Poop With Me," which features humorous songs and sketches. This nomination highlights his impact in the comedy music genre.
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Emmy Nomination: Triumph's political specials, which aired on Hulu during the 2016 election cycle, earned the platform its first-ever Emmy nomination. This recognition underscores Triumph's influence in political satire and comedy.
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