Kimmel: Trump Saves California with Water, Plans to Build an Iron Dome & People Want Him on Mount Rushmore!?

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We will never have problems with fire again in LA thanks to the stroke of the sharpie from President Trump, the party poopers at the the California Department of Water Resources ruined Trump’s celebration and Governor Newsom’s office put out a statement refuting it as well, Trump was in Miami for the annual House Republican retreat where he warned lawmakers of a very serious threat, he took a break to hit the links even though all federal employees are supposed to be in the office, legislation has been introduced to put Trump’s face on Mount Rushmore, Donald signed an executive order to create an “Iron Dome,” the annual reading of “the Doomsday Clock” has us closer to the end of the world than ever before, White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt let us know about the New Jersey drone mystery, the press room is being opened to influencers, Ron DeSantis was in Washington this weekend to speak at the March for Life rally, and since it was just National Florida Day we put together a montage of all the wonderful things the Sunshine State has to offer.