Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 1/30/2025

[Rhiannon12866]

You're Not Crazy, Trump Is | Noem Glams Up For Bronx Raid | ICE Is Detaining American Citizens

Trump's MAGA goons want you to believe that what's going on is normal, but it's not. For example, our new head of Homeland Security cares more about her hair and makeup than protecting American citizens from being taken away by ICE agents.





Meanwhile... Garage Sale Van Gogh | Pickle Bouquet | Denmark's Treasured Fish Vomit

Meanwhile... A lucky garage sale shopper nabbed a lost work by Vincent Van Gogh for under $50, pickle lovers have a new alternative to Valentine's Day flowers, and Denmark is celebrating a piece of fossilized fish vomit.





Trump Repeats $50M Condoms For Gaza Lie

There's a simple new way to avoid catching a stupidly transmitted disease from Trump.

[nuxvomica]

1. Colbert mistakenly said TSF won the "majority"

He did not. He won less than 50% of the popular vote, which is a plurality. Our side needs to get consistent on this.

[Rhiannon12866]

2. Good catch! I can't believe he doesn't know this, the last time we had to deal with TFG, Colbert refused to say his name

[Uncle Joe]

3. Kicked and recommended

Thanks for the thread Rhiannon