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SheltieLover

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13. Crushed by 9' tall bronze statue of himself.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon May 12, 2025, 07:53 AM

May 2025

Head severed from blob. .er, body by an Igloo cooler, winning the company a huge international award for saving democracy?

Downed in crashed airplane gifted to him?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex May 2025 OP

Chased by angry dolls because they will be homeless. love_katz May 2025 #1

Where is Chucky when you need him? Seinan Sensei May 2025 #12

Finally learned... hlthe2b May 2025 #2

Or hit while golfing by chunks of the crashing Soviet Venus probe. love_katz May 2025 #3

Kind of like this? Dulcinea May 2025 #22

3 killer dollies stalking him in the dark?? samnsara May 2025 #4

Trump discovers gravity C_U_L8R May 2025 #5

No malaise May 2025 #6

Crushed by falling poll numbers surfered May 2025 #7

Just a little prayer Sharma Dreihund May 2025 #8

Nope, but he's another day closer. Joinfortmill May 2025 #9

No but he's becoming lame. (Thanks, multireeds) Iris May 2025 #10

In my mind 1,000+ times. Horrible, painful, languishing. Buddyzbuddy May 2025 #11

Crushed by 9' tall bronze statue of himself. SheltieLover May 2025 #13

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad May 2025 #14

Shot by RW militia who hate Hamas. 58Sunliner May 2025 #15

Fell out of his sleigh while delivering coal to woke children. twodogsbarking May 2025 #16

That's a good one Orrex May 2025 #19

I am ready for tomorrow if I don't forget it. "til then. twodogsbarking May 2025 #20

Crashed in gifted Qatar plane. dreamland May 2025 #17

But lived and starved to death before being found. twodogsbarking May 2025 #21

Damn, just another day closer, but, it is going to happen. republianmushroom May 2025 #18