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chouchou

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5. Actually, I do believe he died this morning when the sun came up...but....unfortunately...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Jan 13, 2026, 10:52 AM

Jan 2026

...he'll rise again tonight, not like the Biblical story but, rather like Dracula.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Jan 2026 OP

Watched the Golden Globes SocialDemocrat61 Jan 2026 #1

"Orrex read my dreams--I went to bed mad, woke up mad and now... hlthe2b Jan 2026 #2

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jan 2026 #3

Hold that thought close. Hope may be all we have in these dark days.🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Jan 2026 #6

Leading doctors have said he only has a couple of months Blue Full Moon Jan 2026 #34

Don't tease me! surfered Jan 2026 #35

No but malaise Jan 2026 #4

Actually, I do believe he died this morning when the sun came up...but....unfortunately... chouchou Jan 2026 #5

Somebody send him a bag of garlic cloves, please! Wicked Blue Jan 2026 #16

Maybe we could send Melania a stake. chouchou Jan 2026 #25

Here's a thought.. surfered Jan 2026 #7

I nearly spit out my coffee!!! niyad Jan 2026 #8

Next time I'll issue a warning surfered Jan 2026 #10

GOOD one! calimary Jan 2026 #9

Hey ... Auggie Jan 2026 #12

... SheltieLover Jan 2026 #14

fly little clot, fly!!!! LymphocyteLover Jan 2026 #18

I am officially "Team Blood Clot" from now on!!! (n/t) Moostache Jan 2026 #21

Drowned in the shower. twodogsbarking Jan 2026 #11

Does he actually take one? niyad Jan 2026 #23

That was his last. twodogsbarking Jan 2026 #29

Snicker! niyad Jan 2026 #30

Let's Make Obituaries Great Again LetMyPeopleVote Jan 2026 #13

I'd rather he die on camera, swallowing his tongue and turning black in the process. Moostache Jan 2026 #22

He's really just trying to make comb-overs great again. calimary Jan 2026 #28

Followed hitler... SheltieLover Jan 2026 #15

greetings from the night shift. AllaN01Bear Jan 2026 #17

Greetings, night shift. niyad Jan 2026 #24

This message was self-deleted by its author jfz9580m Jan 2026 #19

Just give 'em enough rope, is all I can say LymphocyteLover Jan 2026 #20

Is it possible that he's undead, like a zombie or a draugr? Ocelot II Jan 2026 #26

No, but miraculously there are no more Venezuelan drug boats. underpants Jan 2026 #27

It's really bizarre that someone would reply about an awards show that has nothing to do with Orange Caligula themaguffin Jan 2026 #31

If he doesn't die of something soon GoodRaisin Jan 2026 #32

There's Still 7 hours left on the East Coast. electric_blue68 Jan 2026 #33