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tavernier

(14,459 posts)
40. CRISIS NOTIFICATION!! iN 24 Hours there will not be
Tue Jan 13, 2026, 06:30 PM
Jan 2026

another bottle of champagne left on any grocery or liquor store shelf in the entire country. In anticipation of the announcement of the death of Piggy, every store will be completely sold out. The last few remaining bottles will probably be sold for thousands of dollars over their usual shelf price.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you if you end up with nothing but warm beer when the word finally comes.

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Comment withheld orangecrush Jan 2026 #1
I am sure I would get riversedge Jan 2026 #24
The Secret Service would come knocking on my door if I honestly expressed what I might do to this monster. sop Jan 2026 #32
A bottomless pit malaise Jan 2026 #2
An apt rhyme if ever there was one malaise 👍 Hey Joe Jan 2026 #13
Truly! Orrex Jan 2026 #52
It's mild malaise Jan 2026 #62
I think I will steal that one. Disaffected Jan 2026 #59
All yours malaise Jan 2026 #60
This message was self-deleted by its author malaise Jan 2026 #61
what must it be like.... RT Atlanta Jan 2026 #3
Even in his most lucid moment trump won't care, he wears the hatred for himself (even after death) as a badge of honor. wcmagumba Jan 2026 #7
Where are you, Karma? You're tardy Deuxcents Jan 2026 #4
Karma likes to play the long game. GoCubsGo Jan 2026 #21
Because this guy is way, way overdue already PatSeg Jan 2026 #57
My comment Codifer Jan 2026 #5
I agree w/this post--Trump demeans the Office of Presidency besides being Cruel to Pres. Biden! riversedge Jan 2026 #6
I also agree with this but it is hardly harsh enough HappyH Jan 2026 #22
This says far, far more about him than about President Biden. MLWR Jan 2026 #41
His fans love this stuff n/t hibbing Jan 2026 #8
This is the most disturbing part. Irish_Dem Jan 2026 #19
Yep. They voted for it over and over and over. progressoid Jan 2026 #23
Those of us... GiqueCee Jan 2026 #51
Yet it was barely five short years ago Wednesdays Jan 2026 #63
There's no bottom with him MustLoveBeagles Jan 2026 #9
There is no bottom to shithole's evil..................... Lovie777 Jan 2026 #10
That boy wasn't raised right. Weirdo Emile Jan 2026 #11
Word. yardwork Jan 2026 #46
He definitely was not. ShazzieB Feb 4 #70
No amount of dementia can hide an evil spirit. Kid Berwyn Jan 2026 #12
Dementia reveals the true essence. The worthless corporate media ought to RockRaven Jan 2026 #15
Where's Jake Tapper?? Oh wait. Never mind. He's writing another smear of Joe Biden. madinmaryland Jan 2026 #18
A despicable monster malaise Jan 2026 #16
And all lies to boot malaise Jan 2026 #17
He is such a fucking piece of shit. Initech Jan 2026 #14
K&R canetoad Jan 2026 #20
He only hits new lows on days ending in 'y'...Oh, wait Scalded Nun Jan 2026 #25
what a fucking asshole pig gopiscrap Jan 2026 #26
Scumbag! MineralMan Jan 2026 #27
Trump is a deeply disturbed guy Skittles Jan 2026 #28
There is no new low, it is just a continuation of disgusting lows. Bev54 Jan 2026 #29
Quiet, mgardener Jan 2026 #30
Cheered by RW "Christians" who like a "plainspoken" man... /nt artemisia1 Jan 2026 #31
Someone Katcat Jan 2026 #33
I want the most painful desease to kill TSF, with bluestarone Jan 2026 #34
My husband has the same type of cancer as Joe. I wish Joe the best. That fricken bastard --I absolutely hate him. Was debm55 Jan 2026 #35
{hug} electric_blue68 Jan 2026 #66
Thank you electric_blue68 debm55 Jan 2026 #68
And then the big grin! tblue37 Jan 2026 #36
His minions eat this cruelly & crazy up with a spoon irisblue Jan 2026 #37
Trumpy Rebl2 Jan 2026 #38
There's no bottom. LuckyCharms Jan 2026 #39
CRISIS NOTIFICATION!! iN 24 Hours there will not be tavernier Jan 2026 #40
Warm beer will taste like Dom Perignon Pinback Jan 2026 #56
Who is he speaking to here and why? Bristlecone Jan 2026 #42
And what did he say, leading up to that imitation coughing? TheRickles Jan 2026 #45
What a POS. SWBTATTReg Jan 2026 #43
Cruelty is the life blood Quanto Magnus Jan 2026 #44
He sounds like he's turning into a zombie. Baitball Blogger Jan 2026 #47
How much longer . . . Metro135 Jan 2026 #48
Goddamn asshole. The entire planet is anxiously awaiting his demise. dalton99a Jan 2026 #49
It's moments like these... MustBeTheBooz Jan 2026 #50
I'm getting religion. This fucking guy really is the Antichrist. Ocelot II Jan 2026 #53
He should have been shunned after he mocked a disabled reporter Pinback Jan 2026 #54
He fancies himself a comedian. maxsolomon Jan 2026 #55
Stay classy a-hole...n/t the nelm Jan 2026 #58
Republicans love and admire this. thought crime Jan 2026 #64
Just....woah. Disgusting. electric_blue68 Jan 2026 #65
That Was a Cough? DET Jan 2026 #67
Everybody, all together now: DONNY TRUMP IS A PEDOPHILE Blue Owl Jan 2026 #69
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