Leaked copy of Trump's State of the Union Address

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Just over a year ago, I once again took the oath of office. After having an election stolen from me that I won and everyone knows I won.

Today America is back! Our standing in the world has never been greater. Once again the United States is respected and taken seriously unlike when Biden, the worst President in history was destroying America.

Unemployment is now so low, they have a hard time even measuring it. Over a thousand new factories have been open after I fought China and told them they weren't going to be taking American jobs any more.

92 Percent of Americans are happy with the way the country is now headed. Eight percent are hardcore leftists who are too stupid to see all I've done for the nation.

I have personally stopped 11 wars, saved millions of American lives from wicked drugs like Fentanyl that were being imported from over the border -- a border that Biden and the Democrats left wide open.

I have so much more to do and I look forward to signing thousands of Executive Orders ending things like the scourge of DEI, lack of God in schools and the dump truck that left the station on Thursday. Yesterday, I had one of the finest shrimp cocktails ever made. The most beautiful shrimp cocktail. The best shrimp cocktail. The biggest shrimp cocktail.

Thank you!

(SARCASM)