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But I would add a large brass band (sorry, musicians - switch that to just large brass band recordings on loud speakers). Are there tankers with an automatic pilot? I mean, really the only person that should actually be on board is the Donald himself. Because he is soooo brave and strong. And be sure to announce it all around to everyone in Iran far in advance because everyone needs to see just how safe it is.
Oh, and be sure it's televised. I would totally set me DVR for that.
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