Trump is almost done with Putin's "Honey Do" List

[Dread Pirate Roberts]

He's doing such a great job there will be time left to lick Putin's balls when he's done!

1. Tank the US economy...check
2. Destroy the NATO alliance...check
3. Get rid of those pesky oil sanctions...check
4. Make the US a pariah nation...check
5. Sow division and scramble the US policital system...check
6. Deplete the US inventory of weapons...check
7. Trash the US intelligence services...check
8. Undermine Ukraine's resistence...check
9. Create decades of unrest and disruption of energy markets...check

But Trump isn't a Russian asset, is he? Russia, Russia, Russia...it's all a hoax. How long until we recognize the annexation of Crimea and have Jared try to negotiate away Ukranian territory? What's next in US foreign policy? I guess we should check the refrigerator door in the Kremlin, Putin's list is probably there hanging from a Jefferey Epstein magnet.