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54. And the authors of the first 4 book of the New Testament were likely...

Tue May 19, 2026, 06:03 PM

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...not named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.

A friend whose now-ex-husband was a Methodist minister told us of a member of his congregation who did not approve of foreign languages being taught in American schools. His rationale - "If English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me."

What do you even say to someone as hopelessly ignorant as that?

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