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NotASurfer

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10. Has Canada started trolling him yet?
Tue Jun 2, 2026, 08:20 PM
Tuesday

Start with a reasonable suggestion it could be done by treaty...point out that Canada has ten provinces, Quebec is bigger than Texas and Ontario would be the 5th largest state by population, so it's only fair that Quebec is more important than Texas and Ontario has more representation than Illinois, then insist on a "no shenanigans " provision, a guarantee that Canadian rights be preserved by treaty - including the authority to ban military weapons, regulate gun ownership, and have free universal healthcare and education. And finally demand that football be played according to Canadian rules, that point being non-negotiable, and the national pastime shall be hockey

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