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22. "Fetid slurry?" Well done, Grasshopper

Wed Jun 3, 2026, 10:55 AM

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Takes a DNA test to prove his genetic purity, finds sub Saharan African and Jewish ancestry, auto combusts on the spot. White House is cleared and closed for a year and a half to clear the toxic smoke and redecorate.

Melania wants to be a rich society widow and gets tired of waiting, plants a bomb in his desk in the Oval Office, keyed into his Diet Coke button.

ad his plan to replace stately trees on White House grounds with arches, ballrooms, and other oversized, tacky tchocthkes continues, gets curious about the wood chiopper and falls in. Nothing is left ut some pink goo and a cloud of burning sulfur.

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