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QueerDuck

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35. July 4th is right around the corner. Three of the first five U.S. presidents died on July 4th.

Wed Jun 3, 2026, 02:13 PM

10 hrs ago

Thomas Jefferson and John Adams, the second and third presidents, both died on July 4, 1826—the 50th anniversary of the adoption of the Declaration of Independence. James Monroe, the fifth president, died five years later on July 4, 1831.

Further... based on historical data, the average age of death for all 40 dead POTUS's is approximately 71 years. Trump's actuary table isn't looking too good. It could be any day now.

Perhaps tomorrow if we're lucky. FINGERS CROSSED!!!

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex 17 hrs ago OP

;-{} TOASTED Goonch 17 hrs ago #1

Soon, very soon. TickTock. Joinfortmill 17 hrs ago #2

No but malaise 17 hrs ago #3

;-{)..... Goonch 17 hrs ago #4

Run Donald run! malaise 17 hrs ago #9

What I wouldn't give to see that POS pile-driven on the floor Blue Owl 14 hrs ago #19

Join the line malaise 14 hrs ago #20

I don't like the UFC MustLoveBeagles 12 hrs ago #25

Me too malaise 10 hrs ago #36

Tried riding his bicycle without training wheels and smashed his punkin on the rose garden concrete. How fitting. twodogsbarking 17 hrs ago #5

Aww, widdle Donny fall and go boom-boom Blue Owl 14 hrs ago #21

I'd pay to see that malaise 10 hrs ago #37

Hope the concrete is ok. twodogsbarking 10 hrs ago #38

He gets in the ring of an active UFC fight. IronLionZion 17 hrs ago #6

Haha☹️ malaise 17 hrs ago #10

🌞Good morning! littlemissmartypants 17 hrs ago #7

And we love you back. May your day be wonderful. niyad 15 hrs ago #14

We love you too, Pants! SheltieLover 12 hrs ago #26

Not yet that I know of, but maybe...where has slobby been? SheltieLover 17 hrs ago #8

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 16 hrs ago #11

Cripes, it has to be soon, doesn't it? SheltieLover 12 hrs ago #28

We're all waiting for that wonderful day.. surfered 16 hrs ago #12

There's a horse loose in the hospital. twodogsbarking 15 hrs ago #13

Who knows what his Jan 6th goons will do TBF 15 hrs ago #15

Good point -- he's really jerked those idiots around Blue Owl 14 hrs ago #18

"Burp!" hlthe2b 14 hrs ago #16

Lol MustLoveBeagles 12 hrs ago #27

Sucked into the bowels of brimstone where he belongs Blue Owl 14 hrs ago #17

I love this gif MustLoveBeagles 12 hrs ago #29

Especially when you visualize Donny's filthy, gasping carcass flailing helplessly as he descends to eternal doom Blue Owl 11 hrs ago #33

I won't be crying MustLoveBeagles 10 hrs ago #34

"Fetid slurry?" Well done, Grasshopper Warpy 14 hrs ago #22

ROFL malaise 13 hrs ago #23

VANISHED Wicked Blue 12 hrs ago #24

Don't threaten me with a good time MustLoveBeagles 12 hrs ago #31

In an infinite number of parallel universes NotASurfer 12 hrs ago #30

It's not unusual for people to pass away close to their birthdays FullySupportDems 12 hrs ago #32

In that case I wish him the most memorable of birthdays. Orrex 3 hrs ago #42

July 4th is right around the corner. Three of the first five U.S. presidents died on July 4th. QueerDuck 10 hrs ago #35

I am waiting LetMyPeopleVote 10 hrs ago #39

Head literally explodes from consuming too much rage bait propaganda? Initech 6 hrs ago #40

No but he's slowly headed that way Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin 6 hrs ago #41