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orangecrush

(31,506 posts)
Thu Jun 4, 2026, 08:25 AM Thursday

I received a very strange DM here [View all]


From "Hotfornovember6969"

I heard the alert bell on my phone go off at 2 a.m., and thought to myself "what kind of weirdo is up at this ungoooodly hour?

It got worse.

They said they couldn't sleep thinking about the mid terms, and all the super hot things Democrats are going to do, like spanking the ass off of the GOP, exposing and humiliating them for all their lies and corruption.

And then they asked me to send them a picture of my voter registration card.

Am I being led astray?

And if I am, why does it feel so good?


(This is satire, for the literalists who may misinterpret.)




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I received a very strange DM here [View all] orangecrush Thursday OP
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