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Miles Archer

(24,733 posts)
5. The two things every political cartoonists zoom in on is the hair, and that puckered mouth.
Thu Jun 4, 2026, 11:02 AM
Yesterday

And it's all of the vanity things surrounding it. He won't make a public appearance anywhere where the weather predicts "sprinkles" because he's terrified of getting the comb-over wet.

I can't imagine living with that. And the 1000 other phobias he has.

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Thank you for my first smile of the day! niyad Yesterday #1
Maybe slobby gave up on trying to grow hair on his cue ball? SheltieLover 20 hrs ago #18
Does Trump know that if he suddenly sprouts certain accouterments (ahem) GreenWave Yesterday #2
Given his girth, will bet he hasn't seen that little guy for years.... nt allegorical oracle Yesterday #3
Does this mean Mad_Machine76 Yesterday #11
Well, probably. Nobody else wants to do it. nt allegorical oracle 21 hrs ago #16
His hairstyle has always looked stupid, even when he had more hair. 3catwoman3 Yesterday #4
The two things every political cartoonists zoom in on is the hair, and that puckered mouth. Miles Archer Yesterday #5
I've thought that if he clipped his hair to about a half inch, Wednesdays Yesterday #8
A generic elderly high school principal maxsolomon Yesterday #12
He would still have that sphincter mouth, 'tho. He's not a handsome man -- not allegorical oracle 21 hrs ago #17
Begin Operation Pisswig Blue Owl Yesterday #6
Three big boobs pictured below. WAIT, make that FIVE big boobs. usonian Yesterday #7
;-{) HEAD JOB Goonch Yesterday #9
Even before he started sucking America's coffers dry Rob H. Yesterday #10
It wasn't working. republianmushroom Yesterday #13
And I thought that it shrunk his Hoo Hoo to next to nothing, not that he had anything to brag about. SWBTATTReg Yesterday #14
That, and it probably has adverse interactions GoCubsGo Yesterday #15
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