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60. I had a phone salesman call me (right at dinnertime!)....

Wed Jul 1, 2026, 05:55 PM

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wanting to sell a home security system. First thing he said was, "My boss was in your neighborhood yesterday, and noticed there weren't any of our signs in the yards there." Wanting to go eat, I cut him off fast. "REALLY? You don't suppose someone's STEALING them, do you?" He started laughing, and I hung up before he could say anything else.

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My wife, home alone, opened the door to a door-to-door salesman. [View all] Trust_Reality Yesterday OP

NOPE. IT'S "DON'T EVEN OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!".... ColoringFool Yesterday #1

Absolutely! SheltieLover Yesterday #11

I NEVER open the door unless I know Who it is--i have the advantage of looking riversedge Yesterday #55

We have a peephole in our front door. calimary 19 hrs ago #71

100% correct. AZ8theist 16 hrs ago #74

I signed in just to Rec this comment. SidneyR 8 hrs ago #91

Another Useful Rule: Never Hire a Contractor From a Company That Runs Frequent TV Ads. MineralMan Yesterday #2

+1. Plumbing and HVAC companies that run TV ads are the worst. They want to replace, not repair dalton99a Yesterday #5

There's a commission on a sale. Conjuay Yesterday #14

yes there is esp car repairs Oppaloopa 9 hrs ago #87

And never, EVER front them the money. They get paid when the job is done to your satisfaction! n/t PatrickforB Yesterday #31

Do not touch the door. Ignore them, and call the cops if they try to loiter dalton99a Yesterday #3

I don't open my door to anyone Diamond_Dog Yesterday #4

Same here, DD! SheltieLover Yesterday #12

When the Jehovah's Witness people come by, I invite them in to see my Amway products. Permanut Yesterday #42

Ahh yes, the old Jehovah's Witness blitzkrieg that used to happen in my apartment complex. OldBaldy1701E 11 hrs ago #82

Having been on both sides of that door I endorse this post SSJVegeta Yesterday #6

Once I was mowing my front lawn and was approached by a guy spooky3 Yesterday #7

That was quick thinking! Good for you! Diamond_Dog Yesterday #13

TY! A more unsettling incident was when I was sick and spooky3 Yesterday #20

I would also be leery of letting someone I don't know come inside if I were home alone. Diamond_Dog Yesterday #26

Not just these days. It has always been that way for women. Since my niyad Yesterday #50

Thank you! raccoon 13 hrs ago #79

Martial Arts ninjanurse 10 hrs ago #84

So very true. And the younger we get girls started, the better. Age 4, as niyad 10 hrs ago #85

Smart Joinfortmill Yesterday #39

Maybe 1980, a steak salesman came to the door nilram Yesterday #48

Good one! Nt spooky3 Yesterday #52

I used to use the same line when we'd get land line calls... 3catwoman3 18 hrs ago #72

They practice their pitch and don't have a comeback helpisontheway 15 hrs ago #75

Years ago -- like in the 50s my parents were approached by a beef-selling salesman RVN VET71 18 hrs ago #73

Around here, it is more likely to be young evangelists from LDS or 7th Day Adventists or other... hlthe2b Yesterday #8

Tell them "You work for Jesus? Give me his number. I want to call him." dalton99a 23 hrs ago #65

Only one really irritated me in recent years and to them, I told them I was Muslim and began speaking in Arabic. hlthe2b 23 hrs ago #66

The days of the proverbial Fuller Brush Man are long gone. Intractable Yesterday #9

It must be such a treat to be married to you, belittling and infantilizing your wife on DU. Maru Kitteh Yesterday #10

I first thought it was going to be satire leftstreet Yesterday #32

I know. Yikes! Joinfortmill Yesterday #41

Whow! OK. Trust_Reality Yesterday #59

Actually I like almost all of the other posts better. Sorry it hit a tender spot with you. Trust_Reality Yesterday #61

I live near a major city - TBF Yesterday #15

I have an outer metal gate in front door with an atrium in the middle kimbutgar Yesterday #16

Can't win anywhere by opening the door. And some non-advice. usonian Yesterday #17

We've had a couple of vacuum cleaner guys around. The rest are madinmaryland Yesterday #18

A lot of those outfits are scammy as fuck Stacey Grove Yesterday #19

The Pella guy was aggressive because their product is crap LT Barclay Yesterday #21

They may ask you to sign their tablet just showing that they visited your house. If you do they will use the twodogsbarking Yesterday #22

+1. dalton99a 23 hrs ago #64

I feel bad for your wife, she was probably the only person who actually answered the door FakeNoose Yesterday #23

The best two dollars I've spent in while. Ohiya Yesterday #24

We have a No Soliciting sign at the entrance to our sub. llmart Yesterday #30

I have a No Soliciting sign just underneath my doorbell. SeattleVet Yesterday #51

Sadly, I live in a city where solicitors can't read Rorey 10 hrs ago #83

I don't open the door to any strangers. Way to dangerous TommieMommy Yesterday #25

Another threat was covered by an AARP Bulletin story about a year ago. There allegorical oracle Yesterday #27

Diabolical Joinfortmill Yesterday #44

This message was self-deleted by its author LogDog75 Yesterday #28

Nope. Don't let any sales people in the door. You cannot get rid of them. Initech Yesterday #29

Huge red flag xuplate Yesterday #33

One way to stop them in their tracks is to ask for the city license/permit for sales LogDog75 Yesterday #34

Even better, don't open it in the first place. ananda Yesterday #35

I just saw a video on SocialDemocrat61 Yesterday #36

OMG!!! FoxNewsSucks 21 hrs ago #68

Maybe she just shouldn't be home when they return. Or just shoo them away. LeftInTX Yesterday #37

We're lucky in one regard. cab67 Yesterday #38

I never answer the door for unannounced visitors or the phone for unknown callers. GoodRaisin Yesterday #40

I never answer a knock on my door JoseBalow Yesterday #43

I love the first one! n/t ReRe Yesterday #47

I have doorbell cameras. murielm99 Yesterday #45

i have a sign that says i charge $50 to listen to their pitch moonshinegnomie Yesterday #46

I never ever open the door, they can ring the bell and knock on Raine Yesterday #49

Growing up Faux pas Yesterday #53

I never answer the door nor the phone unless I know who it is. hamsterjill Yesterday #54

"Potential" doorbells (satire!) usonian Yesterday #56

Better yet Rebl2 Yesterday #57

Captain Beefheart sold door-to-door orthoclad Yesterday #58

I had a phone salesman call me (right at dinnertime!).... lastlib Yesterday #60

this is obviously the aggressive "believe in your product" salesmanship rampartd Yesterday #62

I put something like this above my door bell Monsieur_Grumpe Yesterday #63

In our town, door-to-door sales people have to register with the police first. Otherwise, they can be arrested. Wonder Why 22 hrs ago #67

we get rogers salespeople here constantly...i won't do business with them because i caught them doing something dawn5651 19 hrs ago #69

Pella windows are excellent radical noodle 19 hrs ago #70

Are you young newlyweds? Bread and Circuses 15 hrs ago #76

I feel sorry for the door knockers. Aussie105 14 hrs ago #77

Yes! Ask for a business card. Tell them directly::: No card equals SCAM. Norrrm 14 hrs ago #78

We usually open the door DFW 13 hrs ago #80

As the expression goes: How can you tell when a salesperson is lying? Orrex 12 hrs ago #81

This is a sad thread, but not unexpected. Ron Green 9 hrs ago #86

I've learned to be polite while ending the conversation quickly. Music Man 9 hrs ago #88

I hung a 'No Solicitors' sign at my front door, and the doorknocks dropped off amazingly. Aristus 9 hrs ago #89

As a recent widow, I don't even answer the phone for numbers I don't recognize. Ziggysmom 9 hrs ago #90

It's a wonder she isn't dead, or worse. Never open the door, door to door people are hawking crap. mucholderthandirt 8 hrs ago #92

Just porch pirate their asses away! GreenWave 7 hrs ago #93

If you are a woman and home alone, DO NOT open the door to anyone you do not know or are not expecting. camartinwv 6 hrs ago #94