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2. WAIT. THAT'S IT. He was taken to hospital, nothing wrong here, BUT while I'm here, why not get some plastic surgery
Mon Jul 13, 2026, 08:19 AM
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so's I look so good for Elaine, when I gets home, she's gonna wanna hop right in bed with me.

Of course he looks 15 years younger and that's why.

And yeah... his head is several inches from the pillow. That shows how strong he is. He can sit up without back support. If it was a stroke or heart problem or some shit like you people are claiming, he wouldn't have the strength to do that.... But plastic surgery, you're up and bouncing in a day or so.

So why is he still in hospital? I'll tell ya. He's waiting for the scars to heal and the backend blue stuff to dissipate so's he's ready for his closeup - when Trump awards him the Meddle of Freedom.

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The picture they put out with wife, Chao UpInArms Monday #1
WAIT. THAT'S IT. He was taken to hospital, nothing wrong here, BUT while I'm here, why not get some plastic surgery 3Hotdogs Monday #2
I wish my face had no wrinkles UpInArms Monday #7
No sun. colorado_ufo Monday #23
Looks like they cleaned up his neck wattles as well displacedvermoter Monday #9
But he's alive, damn it Jim... displacedvermoter Monday #6
Does this pic look like CGI to anyone? dlk Monday #10
It's the pillow that bothers me the most UpInArms Monday #12
Why, indeed dlk Monday #14
It's being used to block out something they don't want you to see UpInArms Monday #15
One thing's for certain dlk Monday #31
Someone needs to... MarcoZandrini Monday #16
Okay. Wednesdays Monday #3
I keep wondering what if anything current events may have to do... Hugin Monday #4
Yeah, as things stand now... Wednesdays Monday #17
He'll be back, staring blankly into the air again in no time Torchlight Monday #5
He is alive, I tell you! displacedvermoter Monday #8
The level on conspiracy on this Boo1 Monday #11
ha ha ha TBF Monday #18
"The internet" Boo1 Monday #22
More than half "the internet" is AI, already n/t chapterhouse Monday #25
Welcome to DU ! KS Toronado Monday #27
it is actually Gabrielle Bettie Monday #19
I can see why you'd be sensitive to that Bongo Prophet Monday #28
Right? I mean Bettie Monday #29
I knew someone named "Bettye" Skittles Monday #32
True Love... czarjak Monday #13
Come on Mitch. We are all cheering for you. Make us happy. You can do it. We will all help dig the hole. twodogsbarking Monday #20
Well, I am sticking with the " Weekend at Bernie's" scenario.... ashredux Monday #21
I'm with you, too many things don't add up. KS Toronado Monday #24
What about ghe CPR EMS call? SheltieLover Monday #26
Is there a transcript of that call? onenote Monday #30
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