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9. Reminds of this

Mon Jul 13, 2026, 12:20 PM

20 hrs ago

A D. C. lawyer once said "the D. C. police couldn't find an olive in a martini".

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"Kash Patel couldn't find his butt with a bell on it." [View all] milestogo 21 hrs ago OP

His butt is where the sound comes out when he talks. Dave Bowman 21 hrs ago #1

"Two hands and a flashlight" is the version I'm familiar with. Ocelot II 21 hrs ago #2

😆 I'm glad they moved her show from late night..I can now watch her Deuxcents 21 hrs ago #3

She is awesome. milestogo 21 hrs ago #4

I really learn a lot from her show. milestogo 20 hrs ago #8

I like it better than EYESORE 9001 21 hrs ago #5

Literal LOL! 50 Shades Of Blue 20 hrs ago #7

Reminds of this jcboon 20 hrs ago #9

She had a great piece with Heather Cox Richardson last week also n/t Cheezoholic 20 hrs ago #10

I always liked " couldn't find his but with a flashlight and a map." Ray Bruns 19 hrs ago #11

With both hands and a map AverageOldGuy 19 hrs ago #12