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muriel_volestrangler

(107,088 posts) Mon Jul 13, 2026, 01:32 PM 21 hrs ago

The Rapist announces he is changing the name of the United States of America [View all]

"The U.S.A. will be, from this point forward, known as 'THE GUARDIAN OF THE HORMUZ STRAIT' "

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cwy30p89rlgt?post=asset%3A77b22555-ea79-487c-95f9-017f0d4d9521#post

Please write the new name of your country, in the required capitals, on your passport or any other identifying material. The movement will now be known as MGHSGA. Compulsory practice times for chanting "G-H-S! G-H-S!" will be announced locally.

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The Rapist announces he is changing the name of the United States of America [View all] muriel_volestrangler 21 hrs ago OP

This is real? This isn't some satire? sakabatou 21 hrs ago #1

. dalton99a 21 hrs ago #2

Why is no one around him smart enough sarisataka 20 hrs ago #4

Wouldn't make a luck of difference as Trump is not writing most of the posts. VTderry 15 hrs ago #15

"All others will have fair and open use of the Strait." Wednesdays 20 hrs ago #11

Which will go straight into Dump's pockets sakabatou 17 hrs ago #14

Yeah. It's real. But he doesnt mean a name change. johnnyfins 21 hrs ago #3

I wonder what legal entity will be collecting the 20%. tetedur 20 hrs ago #5

A 20% tax on everything will certainly help temper runaway inflation Gregory Peccary 20 hrs ago #8

So, what is the gulf called now... lame54 20 hrs ago #6

Obviously it is sarisataka 20 hrs ago #7

GOTHS Renew Deal 20 hrs ago #9

;-{) THIS Goonch 20 hrs ago #10

Just because he says it doesn't mean it's true Bluestocking 20 hrs ago #12

first i need the strait's birth certificate and rampartd 19 hrs ago #13

How about canetoad 15 hrs ago #16