State tells employees to report on one another for 'anti-Christian bias'

[Moostache]

4. If you are in a government office that encouages this...

I would warn everyone that is married that if hey so much as LOOK at another person that is not their spouse, that I am reporting them for violation of their sacred vows and therefore they are anti-Christian and I am just not able to abide it any longer...

I would also warn anyone taking more than the alotted number of free sugar packets or creamer from the coffee bar that their theft is anti-Christian for me and they must immediately either undergo self-flagelating atonement or resign because they are biased against my deeply held personal Christian faith.

I would finally inform my bosses that their refusal to pass on the gifts of the spirit that the Lord has CLEARLY ordained for me via rasing my salary to $1M a month and including access to all government jets (up to and including Air Force One) is a massive anti-Christian behavior act and is oppressing me severely. I would settle for their jobs and a corner office, but anything less is an affront to the Lord...don't cha know???