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15. Next, he'll tell us how he designed the original Sharpie and "Mr Sharpie" was shocked that the design was the best

Sat Mar 28, 2026, 09:47 AM

Mar 28

he had ever seen. "Mr President, you are the best pen designer in the history of the world. Even the ancient Egyptians never made a pen so good! The Ten Commandments were probably written by you with your famous pen."

Then Krasnov will remind us how he wrote the Magna Carta with it and loaned it to Thomas Jefferson as he, Krasnov, dictated the Declaration to Jefferson.

We have a man unique in the history of ~~mankind~~ his mind! How could we be so unlucky?

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Sharpie Rebuts Trump's Account of Phone Call With Company: 'We Don't Have Any Information About the Conversation' [View all] BumRushDaShow Mar 28 OP

This keeps happening... 2naSalit Mar 28 #1

Apparently they did the same thing with Trump's dad NickB79 Mar 28 #9

Nah. These calls are real, vividly real Bluetus Mar 28 #11

The Mirage President ck4829 Monday #51

;-{) Gift Shop Goonch Mar 28 #2

Congratulations Roy Rolling Mar 28 #23

Teamwork - I'm the idea guy ;-{) Goonch Mar 28 #25

Was he 'riffing' or prattling, blathering? Be more precise WP. lostnfound Mar 28 #3

Posterity will never forgive us. Baitball Blogger Mar 28 #4

And as his dementia advances Bluetus Mar 28 #12

The man is barking @ the moon crazy. Botany Mar 28 #5

Sharpie Disputes the Dullard Martin Eden Mar 28 #6

Has a nice ring to it. 70sEraVet Mar 28 #7

A billionaire haggling over the price of his favorite disposable pen. forgotmylogin Mar 28 #31

Nice. ck4829 Monday #50

What? Trump lied? Shocked, I tells ya. Shocked! AZLD4Candidate Mar 28 #8

John Barron made the call... sop Mar 28 #10

sir sir sir make me a fancy magic marker I got lots of dollar bill signing to do, no auto-pen for me, Historic NY Mar 28 #13

The pens exist so somebody ordered them IronLionZion Mar 28 #14

Next, he'll tell us how he designed the original Sharpie and "Mr Sharpie" was shocked that the design was the best Wonder Why Mar 28 #15

The orange dipshit said the old white house pens cost $1000 each. Americanme Mar 28 #16

Nope, not true. Previous presidents preferred Cross pens; website shows price range of $85 to $265 William Seger Mar 28 #24

He very well may believe he had this conversation. Buddyzbuddy Mar 28 #17

There is nothing he won't lie about. City Lights Mar 28 #18

A pathological liar... they don't even need to lie about something and they still will ck4829 Monday #49

Hallucination. I have said repeatedly: He's a chatbot. usonian Mar 28 #19

Haha ck4829 Monday #48

Such a fucking liar. paleotn Mar 28 #20

Good reference and he is such a liar. ck4829 Monday #47

trump lies a lot about everything. republianmushroom Mar 28 #21

He really does! ck4829 Monday #46

He probably confused them with Iran Uncle Joe Mar 28 #22

Right? Not exactly the most impossible scenario. ck4829 Monday #45

If trumps Traildogbob Mar 28 #26

New superfund site just appeared ck4829 Monday #44

president $5 Sharpie dweller Mar 28 #27

Do we know he is even using real Sharpies? I wouldn't put it past him to be buying RockRaven Mar 28 #28

A strong possibility ck4829 Monday #43

Um...Presidents don't actually COL Mustard Mar 28 #29

They don't sign any contracts BumRushDaShow Mar 28 #30

Excellent point. ck4829 Monday #42

I Admire Newell Brands for Setting the Record Straight TearsOfDaClowned Mar 28 #32

Good on them. ck4829 Monday #41

stupid man with stupid lies DoBW Mar 28 #33

For real ck4829 Monday #40

There he Rebl2 Mar 28 #34

Dementia ck4829 Monday #39

OMG! Donald Trump is lying sack of garbage??!!?? debsy Mar 28 #35

Oh my gosh, right? ck4829 Monday #38

Trump has conversations in his mind and they morph into reality. Aussie105 Mar 28 #36

Kick ck4829 Monday #37

So you're saying Trump's story about his penis overrated? underpants Monday #52

Oops! There goes Sharpie. truthisfreedom Monday #53