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jmowreader

(53,349 posts)

13. Let me guess...

Reply to riversedge (Original post)

Thu May 7, 2026, 12:00 AM

Yesterday

An hour before he arrives at your location, an aide walks into the room with a dozen shot glasses and two bottles of this bourbon.

"What's this for?"
"The FBI Director is going to be here in an hour. What you need to do is get all your senior staff into this room and drain both these bottles before he arrives. You'll thank me later."
"What happens if the Secretary of Defense is with him?"
"Then we bring you four bottles."

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Kash Patel's Personalized Bourbon Stash [View all] riversedge Wednesday OP

"He and his team have transported the whiskey using a DOJ plane, including when he went to Milan during the Olympics in riversedge Wednesday #1

Noem traveled with her comfort blanket ToxMarz 23 hrs ago #19

+1 dalton99a 12 hrs ago #24

This is his signature? underpants Wednesday #2

Kash a lush and hegseth a Christian nationalist lush vapor2 Wednesday #3

This might be a bit too much for even TrumpenFuhrer. NoMoreRepugs Wednesday #4

I hope he's buying that with personal funds. COL Mustard Wednesday #12

Handy way to always keep a stash in your office. tanyev Wednesday #5

Stash o' Kash..... BattleRow Wednesday #8

Good gawd. He's headed for a prison cell eventually... And well-deserved. hlthe2b Wednesday #6

Kash Patel's Personalized Bourbon Stash (gift link) LetMyPeopleVote Wednesday #7

Don't give Whiskey Pete any ideas. Sneederbunk Wednesday #9

When you have a drunken frat boy running the FBI..... AZ8theist Wednesday #10

What the hell? EndlessMaze Wednesday #11

Let me guess... jmowreader Yesterday #13

And wasn't Trump traumatized by alcoholism after losing his brother? And doesn't drink. Strange that he keeps staffing riversedge Yesterday #14

Next up popsdenver Yesterday #15

only to white people rurallib Yesterday #18

Every couple of days now I see a story and think, "How can this be real?". LudwigPastorius Yesterday #16

o/ It's not unusual... o/ moonbatmax Yesterday #17

MaddowBlog-Kash Patel's personally branded liquor bottles create new challenge for FBI director LetMyPeopleVote 20 hrs ago #20

Fuckin drunk Clouds Passing 19 hrs ago #21

Well, no more Woodford Reserve for me. maxsolomon 18 hrs ago #22

Happy to report I don't drink that shit. Aristus 18 hrs ago #23

Fucking sleazebag dalton99a 12 hrs ago #25

Woodford Reserve loses another customer Blue Owl 12 hrs ago #26

May be cheaper than gas soon surfered 11 hrs ago #27

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