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Maru Kitteh

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61. I think golf is an old familiar lie that makes him feel better. I'm glad he can't do it

Mon May 18, 2026, 04:03 PM

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anymore. He seemed to genuinely love it, and so I’m very glad he doesn’t seem physically capable of doing it any more.

I think he loved the idea of explaining every hole to his captive audience of fools and frauds each and every single time they played, over and over. What great taste I have. Wow I’m so good at buying things. Isn’t that great? Wow, I’m like a pro golfer. Let’s get back to the club so everyone can see you golfed with me and you can tell them how I won by a lot! Lather, rinse, repeat - Until July of last year. That’s the last time he’s been seen actually golfing rather than just photo-ops and riding around on a golf cart.

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