'A Fact-Based Lindsey Graham Obituary' - Andy Borowitz

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"Like many Americans, I mourn the sudden passing of Lindsey Graham. I had hoped he would live long enough to be tried for treason."

"Let me define my terms. A true traitor collaborates with the enemy despite knowing better. For that reason, someone like Sen. Tommy Tuberville could never be considered a traitor, because he knows nothing."

"And then there’s Lindsey."

"For the better part of a decade, the senior senator from South Carolina was enmeshed in an on-again, off-again—but mainly on-again—bromance with Donald J. Trump."

"It began when both men were running for the 2016 Republican presidential nomination. At the time, Graham had some pretty harsh words for his GOP rival."

“ 'There’s only one way to make America great again,' he said. 'Tell Donald Trump to go to hell.' ”

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https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/a-fact-based-lindsey-graham-obituary?r=r38w4&utm_medium=ios