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3catwoman3

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28. A couple of weeks or so after the election, a friend and I found ourselves laughing until...
Sat Dec 21, 2024, 12:39 AM
Dec 21

...we felt weak. We were exchanging stories of weird experiences in our health care careers, and I asked her if she had ever heard of what I consider to be a strange practice called "lotus birth." Lotus birth, for those who may not know, involves leaving the placenta and cord attached to the newborn infant until it dries u and falls off naturally, which may toke up to 10 days. During this time, the mother is provided with a shoulder bag into which the placenta and cord are put, so it/they can be carried around.

One description of this noted that, "After several days, the meaty smell of the placenta attracted the attention of the family cat." I'll just bet it did -

We also were highly amused at the description of several Victorian mourning brooches made from the hair of deceased humans that noted in bright red print - "Low in stock. Only one left." Presumably, such pieces are all one-of-a-kind, so that caveat struck us as completely unnecessary and quite hilarious.

This led to a discussion of the various companies that will make jewelry out of breast milk, pieces of the umbilical cord &/or pieces of the placenta. (I post this with some trepidation, anticipating that my finding amusement in something that someone else may have found meaningful might be coming across as insensitive. If so, I do apologize.)

After the profound post-election despair, it felt really good to laugh that hard.



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I enjoyed reading this! LuckyCharms Dec 19 #1
Awww, TY. I could feel the laughter even remembering this like 55 years later! electric_blue68 Dec 19 #3
You know, laughter is a gift. LuckyCharms Dec 19 #4
Wow, you could feel sorry for those types of personalties! (depending)... electric_blue68 Dec 19 #6
Here's the most recent one... LuckyCharms Dec 19 #9
Oh, that's funny. I love your line... electric_blue68 Dec 19 #18
I recall laughing so hard... 2naSalit Dec 19 #10
Haha! That happened to me at college. LuckyCharms Dec 19 #11
Very similar... 2naSalit Dec 19 #13
Same here. Daily! LuckyCharms Dec 19 #14
Doesn't bother me at all... 2naSalit Dec 19 #15
"Catch up time" ! 😄👍 electric_blue68 Dec 19 #20
Holy crackers! That's crazeee! Yikes! electric_blue68 Dec 19 #19
I have an... 2naSalit Dec 19 #21
Woah! electric_blue68 Dec 20 #22
Neither do I Shellback Squid Dec 19 #2
My older brother was 6'11" Marthe48 Dec 19 #5
Ha! That -is- funny. He probably felt insulted! Ty electric_blue68 Dec 19 #7
Why way back in 74 I laughed so hard I pulled muscles in my side 303squadron Dec 19 #8
Great story-love Steve Martin. Boomerproud Dec 19 #16
I try to... 2naSalit Dec 19 #12
Good for you. I may not have the stomach hurting variety except very rarely, but I do laugh a lot! Thankfully. electric_blue68 Dec 19 #17
Yeah my daugher and i were sitting in the backyard having a beer and Figarosmom Dec 20 #23
Your Welcome! OldBaldy1701E Dec 20 #24
Holy Hell! OldBaldy1701E Dec 20 #25
George Carlin Concert at college Captain Zero Dec 20 #26
Hahahaaa! electric_blue68 Dec 20 #27
A couple of weeks or so after the election, a friend and I found ourselves laughing until... 3catwoman3 Dec 21 #28
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