Funny story starring Mrs. Aristus, who is a dental hygienist:

[Aristus]

This happened a few years ago, but she just got around to telling me about the follow-up of the story.

Once, I had the day off work, and decided to pick up some lunch, take it to her dental clinic, and have lunch with her.

After we shared lunch in the break room, she walked me to the door to the waiting room, where patients were gathered for the afternoon appointments. She opened the door, kissed me goodbye and said “I love you”.

She told me that one of the patients, thinking I had just been there for an appointment, said “This is a really friendly clinic!”