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In reply to the discussion: Do you remember the name of your first girl friend or boyfriend? What was it? Mine was Christopher. [View all]malthaussen
(17,965 posts)25. Frankly, IMO if one "can't remember" their names, they had no business fooling with them to begin with.
Others may differ, of course. A lady friend of mine was in a coffee shop in the Village circa 1962 when some guy started hitting on her. She agreed to go home with him, and once there, he said "Well, take off your clothes and let's get started." Amused, she asked him "Don't you want to know my name first?" He replied "Why would I want to know your name before I find out of we're any good in bed together?"
His name was Shel Silverstein.
-- Mal
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Do you remember the name of your first girl friend or boyfriend? What was it? Mine was Christopher. [View all]
debm55
Feb 5
OP
How sweet you are. I was married to Chris at 18. Saw him on FaceBook and he told me he has no idea who I am. But he did
debm55
Feb 5
#9
Thank you very some_of_us_are_sane. Chris did marry the blond head cheerleader, 3X homecoming Queen with big boobs. I
debm55
Feb 5
#17
She was the first one I'd consider as an actual GF, not just a crush or close friend
sakabatou
Feb 5
#21
Frankly, IMO if one "can't remember" their names, they had no business fooling with them to begin with.
malthaussen
Feb 5
#25
Gee, the Shel Silverstein? However, I woundn;t have gone home with him. I might be a prude , but I wouldn't do it. Now
debm55
Feb 5
#41
You have people in your life that love you Matt. I was socially awkward too, I didn't have a boyfriend until I was 18
debm55
Feb 6
#55