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malthaussen

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25. Frankly, IMO if one "can't remember" their names, they had no business fooling with them to begin with.
Wed Feb 5, 2025, 04:45 PM
Feb 5

Others may differ, of course. A lady friend of mine was in a coffee shop in the Village circa 1962 when some guy started hitting on her. She agreed to go home with him, and once there, he said "Well, take off your clothes and let's get started." Amused, she asked him "Don't you want to know my name first?" He replied "Why would I want to know your name before I find out of we're any good in bed together?"

His name was Shel Silverstein.

-- Mal

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Becky OLDMDDEM Feb 5 #1
Thank you OLDMDDEM debm55 Feb 5 #2
Peter Freddie Feb 5 #3
Thank you very much and glad you unfriended him. Chris is a MAGA too. debm55 Feb 5 #5
What's your name? BoRaGard Feb 5 #4
Thank you BoRaGard. debm55 Feb 5 #6
Always the first Topomi Feb 5 #7
How sweet you are. I was married to Chris at 18. Saw him on FaceBook and he told me he has no idea who I am. But he did debm55 Feb 5 #9
Joanne. House of Roberts Feb 5 #8
So sorry House of Roberts. debm55 Feb 5 #10
Peter, and so was my second one. pandr32 Feb 5 #11
HAHAHaha Thank you pandr32, debm55 Feb 5 #13
Bobby birdographer Feb 5 #12
Thank you birdographer. Did you ever do a search for him? debm55 Feb 5 #14
Ricky some_of_us_are_sane Feb 5 #15
Thank you very some_of_us_are_sane. Chris did marry the blond head cheerleader, 3X homecoming Queen with big boobs. I debm55 Feb 5 #17
Sabrina sakabatou Feb 5 #16
What a sweet name and you remembered her all this time. debm55 Feb 5 #18
She was the first one I'd consider as an actual GF, not just a crush or close friend sakabatou Feb 5 #21
Congratulations to both of you debm55 Feb 5 #34
Thanks, Deb! sakabatou Feb 6 #45
Steve Dorothy V Feb 5 #19
Thank you Dorothy for your lovely post. debm55 Feb 5 #35
Joan CanonRay Feb 5 #20
Wow, Is she your SO? debm55 Feb 5 #36
Nope, just a good friend CanonRay Feb 6 #58
How is it possible to forget...? regnaD kciN Feb 5 #22
That is wonderful. A beautiful post. debm55 Feb 5 #38
Terry - 2nd grade. Cute freckles. northoftheborder Feb 5 #23
Thank you so very much for the sweet post. debm55 Feb 5 #39
Mary Ann in nursery school IbogaProject Feb 5 #24
So sweet. that you remember. debm55 Feb 5 #40
Frankly, IMO if one "can't remember" their names, they had no business fooling with them to begin with. malthaussen Feb 5 #25
Gee, the Shel Silverstein? However, I woundn;t have gone home with him. I might be a prude , but I wouldn't do it. Now debm55 Feb 5 #41
Theresa DuPell was my first true girl friend...in grade school. patphil Feb 5 #26
Yes, it does, Thank you very much. debm55 Feb 5 #42
Carla Basso8vb Feb 5 #27
Thank you very much, Basso8vb Wonderful name debm55 Feb 5 #43
Brenda Doc_Technical Feb 5 #28
so sweet. Thank you Doc_Technical debm55 Feb 5 #44
Jimmy arkielib Feb 5 #29
Thank you very much arkielib. How sweet. debm55 Feb 6 #49
Leslie subterranean Feb 5 #30
Thank you very much subterranean. Very sweet. debm55 Feb 6 #50
Steven MustLoveBeagles Feb 5 #31
Thank you very much MustLoveBeagles. debm55 Feb 6 #57
I never knew the names of the women modeling bras in the Sears catalog Kaleva Feb 5 #32
HAHHAHHHAHAHAHH. That's funny, Kaleva. debm55 Feb 6 #56
A little embarrassing here mvd Feb 5 #33
You have people in your life that love you Matt. I was socially awkward too, I didn't have a boyfriend until I was 18 debm55 Feb 6 #55
Shieri. Archae Feb 5 #37
I am so sorry for the lose of Shieri and Nancy. May their memeories bring you happiness. debm55 Feb 6 #54
Karen, in 6th grade...*sigh* LudwigPastorius Feb 6 #46
I am so sorry Karen, broke your heart, LudwigPastorious. debm55 Feb 6 #53
Blythe Celerity Feb 6 #47
Thank you very much, Celerity. debm55 Feb 6 #52
Debbie Emile Feb 6 #48
I am so sorry Emile.. May the memories of her be a blessing to you. debm55 Feb 6 #51
Julianne Sebanjo JMCKUSICK Feb 6 #59
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